gosh, I can't believe you.
You got married today and didn't tell me. What the hell?
And then you post your wedding pictures on fb.
And the world gets a fuking shock.
Including me.
Mygosh, are you serious? You didn't even date her for very long and you're MARRYING her? Is this on impulse? I can't believe you are this type of person! Not that there's anything wrong but aren't you taking marriage a little too lightly?